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Parking Spot Punks

T'is the season to be jolly... I've been doing a lot of running around lately; shopping for presents and food, going to the post office, and all the other errands that come with the preparation of celebrating this special holiday. And so is everyone else. This time of year is crazy, just straight chaos. But I want to talk about something in particular. Over and over I've been astonished by parking spot thieves. You know who I'm talking about. You're sitting there with your blinker on waiting for a car to back out and out of nowhere some sly, selfish, son of b**** slides into your spot. Or maybe you both get there at the same time and look at each other as if politely saying "Oh, excuse me, I thought this spot was free." and they say "No, go ahead, you take it." Except they don't say that... they glance at you quickly and speed in pretending they didn't even see you. Well.... I've got something to say to you parking spot thieves....